November 2, 2005

Tabloid Headlines Read:

MYSTERIOUS OBJECT REVEALED

Yesterday local scientists discovered what the unknown object that had been perplexing Americans was. My friends, the object pictured below is....Toilet Paper! Yes, that's right. Good ol' TP. In the Islamic culture no one shakes with their left hand and this picture is the reason why. They pour with thier right hand and...you get the idea. There is a proverb here (that actually makes a lot of sense), it goes, "Two men were arguing and to decide who was right the one man suggested that they both cover their beards in honey. One would use paper to try to get the honey out and the other would use water."

Next time nature call, think about this...

2 comments:

His Beloved said...

wow...that's super gross!

Rob said...

Weird...and yet, somehow, neat.