February 8, 2006

Pickles, The Tick, and Spatulas.

The above title reveals my newly discovered secret to a popular and way cool blog. Apparently this is the way to get everyone who is cool and famous to read the interesting things that we write. I've been experimenting with some new titles that I would be willing to reveal, although I won't share all my magic. Let's see, how about, Gargoyles, Little white people, and Vienna sausages; Rutabagas, Fish Oil, and Sock Puppets; Ficus plants, Aardvarks, and knickers. Gary Larson, Grunties, and Kumquats.

As you can see by this new found phenomenon, my blog will soon rise to stardom and everyone, including the cool people will read it. I'm also fairly certain that somewhere in this mystic code lies the secret to life.

11 comments:

Steph said...

I WILL THUS DECLARE YOU WAY TOO COOL

Doulos said...

Your infinitely wise goodness BLOWS MY MIND!!

Robin said...

I agree with Stephanie Joy. Doulos, on the other hand, makes no sense to me.

matthew said...

"Apparently this is the way to get everyone who is cool and famous to read the interesting things that we write"

Hey, it worked! I visited your blog!

The Jew said...

Joshn, once again you've blown my mind.

Billings said...

Blows my mind...well everyone else in DA Family said it...

Steph said...
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Steph said...

Just so everyone knows, I don't actually go by Stephanie Joy. Steph will suffice:-)

Steph said...

You need a girl in Da family. I can show you my resume if you'd like.

The Jew said...

hm. we have high expectations. like male genetalia.

Warrior said...

only way in is by marriage , a lot of bribes, or to achieve coolness on the level of Laura Mitchell. So since it is highly unlikely that any female will ever come close to reaching the level Mitch has attained, that leaves only four doors adn one is closing real fast, another is wreally far away, one door has those Jewish things on the side of it, and the other door is just way too awesome for anyone, even me.